URGENT! If you are thinking of grabbing your queen aka wife & impressing her with a nice Valentine's hot air balloon romantic dinner & ride, please don't, US military will shoot you down! Don't do it

by Paul Alexander

as US shoots down its own balloons cough cough! While the same government shoots down your romantic ride, they leave Ohio as a disaster because train derailment area are Republican voters

For the next while, for your own good, do not go near or into any hot air balloons or any such craft as the US military works to shoot down all of it’s balloons currently spying on Americans as ordered by none other than Darth ‘Lloyd Austin’ Vadar.

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