Who else other than Hunter, go ask Hunter! If it's not his coke stash, he knows who put it there! 'Secret Service investigating suspected cocaine found in White House'; why evacuate, just ask Hunter

by Paul Alexander

come snort it out! The White House coke vacuum cleaner! White House, Secret Service, all at a loss, 'how did it get there'? hhhmmmmmmm, now let's see, who is the White House crack whore?